欢迎来到星沙英语网

愚人笑话|Old Graveyard

来源:www.sishuzi.com 2025-02-25

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard1.
Come have a look over here, says Bubba, It's Zeb Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87.
That's nothing, says Earl, here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died.
Just then, Jeb yells out, But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!
What was his name? asks Bubba.
Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, Miles, from Georgia..


相关文章推荐

02

25

愚人笑话|Things You'll Never Hear At A

None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth. Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race. Dating your own sis

01

29

愚人笑话|Joke: The Wild West

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink

01

29

愚人笑话|Joke: Bye Mom

This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is

01

29

愚人笑话|Joke: A Doctor Is Complaining.....

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic1, Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.Yeah,

01

29

愚人笑话|Sex With The Gorilla

A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla1, who quickly becomes agitated2. The zookeeper determines that the female

12

18

愚人笑话|Joke: Elephant Penis

There was a guy who had been having chronic1 trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration2, he final

12

18

愚人笑话|Joke: Animal Football Game

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. I know a really exciting game that the humans play called footbal

12

18

愚人笑话|Joke: Pharmacy Major

A Pharmacy1 Major was taking a course in Dispensing2.One day they were discussing the various labels affixed3 to prescri

12

18

愚人笑话|Joke: Never Mind

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, This is

10

31

愚人笑话|Joke: Got Any Bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says Got any bread?And the barman says NoThe next day the duck returns and says Got any bre